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You never look in your eyes anymore when
I kiss your lips.

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And there's no tenderness like before

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in your fingertips.

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You're trying hard.

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Leave them carrying both your jeans.

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Pit them out and leave them on the side
of your plate.

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My pride was splitting with mirth. Arf,
arf. Let's put her back in the test tube

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and have a girl next time. Give me
those.

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You sure they're all weeds?

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Just pull them all up and let God sort
them out.

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I did it. What?

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The shopping.

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Yes.

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Well, aren't you going to say thanks?

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I do it every week and you never say
thanks.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Thanks. No, it's alright.

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Oh, come on!

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Well, they were an offer.

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I like oven chips.

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Cleaning stuff.

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I'll go back tomorrow.

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Next time I'll make a list.

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Mum!

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It's Jane!

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She's at the station!

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Right.

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Why is she at the station?

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I was waiting for the right moment!
There is no right moment.

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Well, is there anything I can do to
help? Yes.

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tidying. You can't see it. You can't see
Alistair Burnett's bum, but I know it's

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there. Where did it come from?

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Planet Bar. Oh, take it back there. Give
me that biscuit.

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And take those comics up to your
bedroom.

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Oh, what thing? Then it'll be right at
home. Up.

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Why can't I pick her up in the van? I'm
not giving her a head start. It'll be

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bad enough if it is.

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Anyone would think the Queen was coming.

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Yeah, well, she'd be less sassy.

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She comes. I have to sleep in a slime
pit. Don't sit there!

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What do you want me to do? Hover in the
air? If you wouldn't mind.

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Oh, that's where that got to.

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Well, what got to? I don't know, but if
you wanted, it's up between her now.

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Jenny, let her in the room. Anything
else?

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Yes, run off to the gypsy and join the
circus.

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She's sleeping in Jenny's room, so she
can't get me on that. Have I forgotten

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anything? There's my black mask candles
and sacrificial chickens.

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You may yet need them.

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Here's the car keys.

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Have fun.

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I'm sure it's all right David's sleeping
over. Sure.

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Can I have the bedroom with the milk?

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No.

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Not all the cash. She's only your
mother, Bill. You haven't heard the

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about the night the Germans bombed the
Odeon. Time to go. Come on, number one

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son.

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Remember the drill?

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Yeah.

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It's just a little aid to sanity if
she's being particularly irritating.

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Just think, it might be the last time
you ever see her. Usually put things

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perspective.

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I have some jobs to do.

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Coat on, Jenny.

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God, she even smokes in the car. Coat.

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It's like kissing an ashtray.

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How does she know?

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Thanks, Rona.

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It's only for two nights. You're
welcome.

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story when the Germans bombed the Odeon.
I don't know that.

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You will, Oscar. You will.

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What's the matter, Jen?

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Rubbing your throat?

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Something like that.

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Greg, tell us about when the Odeon was
bombed.

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I'll never forget.

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There were bodies everywhere.

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There were two identical twins inside.

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And do you know...

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When they gathered up the bits, they
didn't know which bit belonged to which

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twin.

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I think I'll open the window.

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Is this your car, is it?

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No, Mum, I told you, it's Rona's.

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You remember Rona?

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Oh, yes.

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So, Mum, where's your car?

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It's in the lock -up.

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Ben's working on it. Yes, well, I'm
still waiting for the right part.

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So is Madonna.

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Passing the cemetery.

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We've put you in Jenny's room, Mum.

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Shall I take this up? No, first things
first.

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David, come on, come on, sit here like
that. Come on, Jim, come and sit next to

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your gran.

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There you are, David.

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That's for you.

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him watching those, Mum.

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Well, he'll see them anyway.

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Here you are, Jan.

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That's yours.

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I hope it's the right size.

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Thanks.

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Well, come on in. Let's see it.

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won't want to change it.

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Well, I'll just hang it up then before I
get wrinkles.

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Right. I expect you're hungry.

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Chicken all right?

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Yes. Or a nice bit of fish.

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We've got chicken.

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Grant, tell me again about when the
Germans bombed the airport. Why don't

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get your things ready for Rona's?

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I always find chicken repeats on me.

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find chicken repeats on me.

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Ben, do you always find chicken repeats
on you?

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Why don't I go to the chip shop?

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Don't go to any trouble. It's just that
chicken always repeats on you.

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I'll go to the chip shop. Oh, well, you
have that, then, and I'll have the

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chicken. Only fried stuff goes right
through me.

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But chicken repeats on you. Yes, but it
doesn't go right through me.

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I'd like to have some plates and
mushroom sauce in the freezer.

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Oh, I don't want you to go to any
trouble.

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It's no trouble.

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Do you want a hand?

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Fish it is. Everybody happy?

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Couldn't be happier.

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Good.

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By the way, we're sleeping in Jenny's
room now. Wouldn't that be fun?

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Oh.

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Well, I'll just get myself sorted out.

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It's upstairs in your room.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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How's it going back at the front?

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She thinks I'm borrowing some milk.

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I've had to come out for care in the
community.

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I'm just getting ready for David. You
couldn't give us a hand and stash those

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the airing cupboard, could you? Oh,
yeah.

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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday.

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Saturday?

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To my mother, children aren't something
to love. They're something that love

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you. Well, you do love her, don't you?
Oh, yes, I love her. Just don't like

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Hi, Raina.

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Hi.

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Mother, can I see Scott tomorrow night?
What are you doing over here?

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You never let us be alone together.

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It's like being a nun.

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I don't think you'll want Scott to see
you tomorrow night.

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Why? Because you'll be wearing that nice
dress your gran bought you.

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You can't make me do that.

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Mother, even Doris Day would look dorky
in that.

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Nice cup, isn't it? Oh, God.

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And why have you left her alone with
Dad?

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I don't notice you rushing back.

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Why, Mum?

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To save up a person.

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Oh, just leave everyone!

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Look, your gran's only with us for two
nights. Yeah, but... I know she can be a

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bit difficult.

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Just put up with her with good grace,
like me and your father.

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Hi.

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Just came to see how you were getting
on.

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Fine, thank you.

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Oh.

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I'll go back then, shall I? Yes.

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You coming?

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In a minute.

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Me too.

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Wrong inflatable.

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Hi, Ben.

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Hi.

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Well, look, we'd better get back before
she misses us.

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Yeah.

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Oh, come on, you lot. How bad can she
be?

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Hello?

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Yes.

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Yes, it is. Oh, you remembered me.

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Yeah.

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That's right.

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So hideous.

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What was worse for you?

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Everything. You?

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The same.

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Do you think we'll get like that?

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No. When I'm old, I'm going to be really
weird.

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What stories will you tell?

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The one about when my wife's mother came
to stay.

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And they didn't know which bits went
with which body.

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Stop it. She might hear you.

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Let's give her something to really hear.

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at least once.

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What do you think she's here for?

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Just the usual. To make our lives a
living hell.

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What's that?

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Relax. Probably just a serial killer.

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She's going downstairs.

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Mum?

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sitting down here in the dark?

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I didn't want to disturb anybody.

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You're not disturbing us.

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We love having you here.

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What's the trouble?

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Do you want a drink?

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All right, then.

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What do you want, coffee?

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Well, only if you're my kid.

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I seem to be.

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Yes, please.

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Your coffee, Mum.

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In the cupboard by the fridge.

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It's tardier there.

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Sugar? By the cereals.

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Is Benny in bed?

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Yes, unless you moved him somewhere
else.

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I get used to things in certain places.

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Mum, do we have to fight over this
battlefield every time we see each

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00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,220
Battlefield?

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You haven't mentioned what this visit's
all about.

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Do you remember Connie Wells?

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Didn't she used to live opposite you and
Dad when you first got married? How is

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she? They're burying her tomorrow
afternoon.

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Is she a friend?

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No, not really.

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Yes? You know you've got a cobweb up
there in that corner.

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OK, so you're not going to tell me.
Haven't you got a long feather, Duster?

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Look, the kettle will be boiled in a
minute.

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If you want me, I'll be where I belong,
in the young daughter's room.

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Good night.

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I'll be all right.

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Just didn't want to disturb anybody.

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I think I'll just have two.

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Well, make up your mind.

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Still?

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I'm sorry, I didn't get much sleep last
night. A night of pence, please.

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You seem rather pence. I'm not.

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Oh, no.

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Now I've killed an eclair.

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Here. I'm still brooding about your
mother.

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She won't talk to me, Rona. Do you talk
to Jenny?

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I've done nothing but talk to Jenny
since she got up.

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She's getting far too serious about
drip.

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Spin. Scott.

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God knows what they get up to when I'm
not there to check.

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She's becoming so difficult to reason
with now she's older.

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I'm turning into my mother, aren't I?

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Next thing you know, I'll be wearing
crimplene slacks and listening to

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Newley records.

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We all get like our mother.

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It's nature's revenge.

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I'll probably fill out to 15 stone and
be unable to get my bras on without a

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team of scaffolders.

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So what's new?

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Oh, come on, Misery.

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Let's play blind date.

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All right.

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Next one through the door is my partner
for the night.

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And the experience is going to be like
whatever he buys.

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You're wrong.

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Look out.

260
00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:14,829
Yes?

261
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,490
A sticky bond, please.

262
00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,410
And a cream horn.

263
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,510
Large or small?

264
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,430
This way, boys. It's out here.

265
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:31,870
Very nice.

266
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:37,710
My husband has been fiddling about, but
it doesn't seem to get going, whatever

267
00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:38,710
he does.

268
00:17:39,210 --> 00:17:42,470
Jerry? Yeah? Shut your mouth, mate.
There's a draft.

269
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,439
Any good?

270
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,520
I can't tell.

271
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:47,740
Will you get the circuit tester?

272
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,160
What for?

273
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:51,980
So I can wire it up to your head and
listen to the echoes.

274
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,940
To test the circuits.

275
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,860
All right.

276
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:04,480
So, you're

277
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,720
in this caper now, are you?

278
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,340
Been a long time, Pauline.

279
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,440
Still with Bill?

280
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,420
Yeah. Two kids.

281
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,140
Should have guessed you'd marry her.

282
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,820
You threw me over, as I recall.

283
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,240
You say.

284
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,480
Funny how things worked out.

285
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:21,740
Is it?

286
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,360
I still got married in white, you know.

287
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,560
To what's -his -name?

288
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,420
Trevor. Should have realised no -one
called Trevor would be up to much.

289
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,660
Oh, I don't know.

290
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,460
Trevor Brookin, Trevor Francis.

291
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,940
My Trevor just manages these days as
well.

292
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:36,879
Here you go.

293
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,940
Cheers. I'll pour the tea.

294
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,300
You know, I think I may have just scored
to you.

295
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,700
Don't even think about it.

296
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,520
She'd have you for breakfast.

297
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,560
Anything else, sir?

298
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,680
And, uh, half a dozen of those tots.

299
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,840
£2 .20, please.

300
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,860
Oh, I just thought it.

301
00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:09,220
Next one's mine again.

302
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,699
Now let's go.

303
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,960
She hates me. She told Kevin I was a
slag.

304
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,540
She's a slag. She's put it about the
whole class.

305
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,780
So I called her a cow in front of
Janice.

306
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,260
She is a slag. She just took it. The
slag.

307
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,880
Yes. Two jam donuts.

308
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,800
You're out early, aren't you? What? From
the Ranked Charm School?

309
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,560
Some of the teachers called a wildcat
strike. The whole of the course here got

310
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,560
sent home.

311
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Oh?

312
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,220
Shall we go and see Kevin and Ross?

313
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,640
Yeah, his mum's out till six. And
they've a lock on his bedroom.

314
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,230
It's never busy Wednesday.

315
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:51,030
Thanks. She's probably not doing
anything.

316
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:53,730
Yes, and Bruce Forsythe has all his own
hair.

317
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:40,340
Oh, we're just finishing up. Will you
get the receipt book, Gerry?

318
00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:48,560
I'm still house training him.

319
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,600
Can I ask you an honest question?

320
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,520
Depends on whether you want an honest
answer.

321
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,040
You still fancy me?

322
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,640
Well, it's immaterial, really, isn't it?

323
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,300
Needn't be.

324
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:04,540
Oh, yes.

325
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:08,260
I expect you get called out at all
hours.

326
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,660
And what will Trevor do?

327
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,740
Bring on the oranges at half -time?

328
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,780
Doesn't have to be here.

329
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,160
Not hot in here, eh?

330
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,580
What's that mean?

331
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,100
I'm glad I ran into you again.

332
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,320
I just wanted to say thanks.

333
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,680
What for?

334
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,100
That trouble with the van.

335
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,379
Oh, that.

336
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,420
That could happen to anyone.

337
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,760
They're pretty hefty.

338
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,660
Particularly if you can't drive.

339
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,680
They look to me as if you could drive.

340
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,380
I had a few lessons once, but I never
took the test.

341
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:45,980
Why not?

342
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Don't know.

343
00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:49,720
Never had the time, I suppose.

344
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,580
I'm married, you know, with two kids.

345
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,640
That's not who you are. That's what you
do.

346
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,180
I never thought of it like that.

347
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,360
Anyway, thanks.

348
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,060
You're welcome.

349
00:22:05,060 --> 00:22:06,059
I'll have to go.

350
00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,820
Oh, my God, I forgot. So do I.

351
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,840
Hey!

352
00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,140
You never told me who you are.

353
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,360
Jenny?

354
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,480
Jenny?

355
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:25,780
Oh, no!

356
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,000
All right, you two, I suppose you
think...

357
00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:01,810
Just forget about the bloody cigarettes
for a moment. This is important.

358
00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:06,070
Oh, well, I know you don't approve, but
I just need one.

359
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:10,450
Oh. I think we should talk, don't you?

360
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,590
All right.

361
00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:14,410
I'm ready.

362
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:19,270
I really don't know how to begin, except
with all those old things.

363
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,690
What old things?

364
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:24,090
You know, to think that this should
happen in my house.

365
00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:27,690
I trust you, and this is how you repay
me. Not very original.

366
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,660
How about, um, you're old enough now to
know better?

367
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,780
I always liked that one.

368
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,980
So, what's the story?

369
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:45,200
Your father and I were married for 41
years before he died, and you know how

370
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,240
much I loved him.

371
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:52,580
And yet, all that time, I never felt
really...

372
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:06,620
you think that orgasms came along in the
60s with the plastic hip joints and

373
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:08,540
President Nixon.

374
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,080
But we had our moments.

375
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:17,520
Now, it's just that... I was always so
busy cooking and cleaning and looking

376
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:24,100
after you, it wasn't until quite a long
time that I realised that something was

377
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,100
missing.

378
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,160
I see.

379
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,820
Then I met Charlie Wells.

380
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,500
But we were both married and it just
wasn't done. So we decided to wait.

381
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,440
And all those years I've been wondering
what it would be like.

382
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,600
And today you thought you'd find out.

383
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:49,160
Yes. And the strange thing is... That
wasn't what was missing after all, was

384
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,540
How did you know?

385
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,040
I don't know.

386
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,480
Why didn't you tell me this before?

387
00:24:56,140 --> 00:24:57,140
I'm your mother!

388
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,700
That's not who you are, that's what you
do.

389
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,920
Eh?

390
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,100
nothing.

391
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:08,200
So what you're saying is you waited all
this time to find out that it wasn't

392
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,099
worth it.

393
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:11,700
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

394
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,200
My friend.

395
00:25:56,590 --> 00:25:58,390
She's gone. Can you hear the all clear?

396
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:03,610
Dad, she's taken my case. Nothing but 90
minutes of gratuitous violence and car

397
00:26:03,610 --> 00:26:04,610
crashes. Good.

398
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:06,690
Have you eaten?

399
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,450
Yeah, I've got a burger.

400
00:26:09,770 --> 00:26:10,770
Jerry called.

401
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,210
Thought you were home.

402
00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:14,170
I had some stuff to do in the lock -up.

403
00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:15,430
What stuff?

404
00:26:15,510 --> 00:26:17,170
Oh, you know, quite the thing.

405
00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:20,030
Ben? Yeah?

406
00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,150
I'm thinking of taking my driving test.

407
00:26:23,890 --> 00:26:24,890
Oh, yeah?

408
00:26:25,390 --> 00:26:27,630
Well, that'll give you the incentive to
fix the car.

409
00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:29,410
Car?

410
00:26:30,310 --> 00:26:32,170
You did say you'd been to the lock -up.

411
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:34,450
Oh, yeah, the car, yeah, right, yeah.

412
00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:40,050
All right.

413
00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:42,270
What is it?

414
00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,650
Nothing.

415
00:26:46,410 --> 00:26:50,630
Every time she goes, I always think it
might be the last time I ever see her.

416
00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:52,030
Oh, no, not her.

417
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:55,700
She'll be back.

418
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,140
There's also that.

419
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:07,500
All right, you two. Ten o 'clock
bedtime, the pair of you.

420
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:08,700
Oh, Mum.

421
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:10,460
Bed or else. Or else what?

422
00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:14,820
Well, I was hoping to spare you this,
but you leave me no choice.

423
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:00,670
Bye.

424
00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:06,030
Bye. Bye.

425
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,480
Why can't this crazy love be?

426
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,200
I'm done.